if a corp was a person
it would never tip
it would always take a penny and never leave one
if it found your wallet, it would keep it, and feel no guilt
it would cheat on its girlfriend
it would lie without remorse
it would never ever let a car merge in traffic
it would not give on its seat on the subway to an old lady, even if it was your grandma, even if it was it's own grandma.
It would root for the yankees
It would be very concerned with it's reputation
It would feel no remorse for any wrongdoing.
It would feel remorse for being caught.



It would never eat.
It would never drink.
It would never sleep.
It would never have sex.