Dear John- Original Song

D- pull off e string 2
D/C - hammer on e string fret 2
D/B- e string fret 3-fret 2
A

I've never wrote this kinda letter
someone else could write it better
I;m glad that you have taken time
to read this little note of mine

I've seen all your reruns
I've seen your latest show
so there's just one thing
I'd like to know

C D (I think)
Can I take a picture
of your wife naked?
Would you let me please?

And would you be offended
if I could only offer
twenty dollars Japanese

Dear John- Verse riff


Call it curiousity
if you like
I just want some pictures
I'll make em look real nice

When you think about it
I ain't asking much
I've tried to be respectful
wanna look don't wanna touch

If its about the money
I'll prove this ain't no joke.
I'll include the twenty
along with the note.

(that's four million yen!)
Chorus

Verse with Instrumental

If you accept the offer
everybody wins
please don't make me turn to
the Olsen twins

Your wife is quite a woman
I really think she's great
I always think about her
when I..........  paint


How's your your wife doing?
I really think she's great.
I often think about her.......
when I paint.


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Beware of enterprises
that require new clothes
beware of corporations
everybody knows
beware of politicians
certain times of year
I've got my own suspicions
I won't say em here.

Beware of conversations
if you tend to spit
Beware the Wealth of Nations
that book is full of shit
Beware when building bridges
In time they bend
Beware cause life is fair
but only in the end

Beware of first impressions
they stay upon the mind
beware of indiscretions
the trail ain't hard to find
beware of taking chances
don't bet on loaded dice
beware of new romances
some mistakes you can't make twice

beware of both sexes
you know how thry can be
beware of anybody
who's a friend of me

beware of bad decisions
like staring at the sun
beware I wouldn't share
your inner life with anyone

Beware of fashion salesmen
that probably makes your butt look fat
beware cause passion fails men
the ladies can vouch for that
beware of global business
they don't give a damn for you
beware dont leave a witness....
got to do what you got to do


Beware of economics
remember what's at stake
beware of hooked on phonics
that habit's hard to break
beware of quiet kids
who got picked on in school
beware cause everywhere
there's people pissing in the gene pool

Beware of making plans
if you make mistakes
nobody understands
I guess thems the brakes
beware of holding on
to a falling star
beware don't rest upon your laurels
in a local bar