What can I do? What I can do? - My thoughts about my abilities

In sixteen weeks, I am expected to change you.   The concept is all wrong.  It is a stupid goal. 

In sixteen weeks, I want you to change yourself.   I am willing to trick you, entertain you, mislead you, and impress you.  I am willing to be hated.  I am willing to be misunderstood.   I am willing to try things that I'm not sure will work.   I am willing to look stupid.  I am willing to act stupid.  I am willing to be stupid, as long as I think it will help.