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Would a roller coaster be fun if it stayed on the same exact level the whole fucking time?  All good rides and good writing has ups and downs, changes of speed.

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Writers should always try to surprise but not offend.   This is far more difficult to do than it is to state.

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Whatever seems new is what to review.

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When nobody's outsides are the same, why do we expect their insides to be the same?   Why do we expect their thinking to be?  Why do we expect their emotions to be?
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If you can't standardize the students or standardize the teachers, why do you think we can standardize the curriculum?
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One of the words for a trick or a scam is "a con."   The source of that is the word "confidence."   This is why most writers say "this is true" when they really mean "I believe this."
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 Stating ideas with total confidence straddles the line between a rhetorical device and a mental illness.

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Whenever anyone tells me that the world is my oyster I inform them that I have a shellfish allergy.

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To be a successful mechanic you need fine motor skills.   #wordplay

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Your task is to change minds, not to speak your mind.
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"What is easy to read is easy to believe"
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On my first day of kindergarten, I showed up with an eye patch.   That proved I was unlucky.   In first grade, I read 902 books.  That proved I was an idiot.

Later on,  I realized that there was no cure for being unlucky, but there was a cure for being an idiot.  It turns out that I was wrong about one of those things.

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When I was born I had needs, but I did not make demands.    Life was kind to me, even though I didn't earn it.    I realized I had a debt, but I couldn't find the person to pay back.   This is why I am a people-pleaser.    

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  "Doing things the wrong way is more exciting than doing things the right way."

"You have a point, but I think there might be a better way to say the same thing."

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"Doing things a new way is more exciting that doing things the clichéd way.  Exciting doesn't always mean enjoyable though."